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Difference between Good & Bad Girls. Good Girls open a few button in hot atmosphere. But the Bad Girls open all buttons to make the atmosphere hot

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Length: 146 - Wed, 26 Oct 16
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this right time we shud talk abt sex. Daughter: Sure mom, tell me wat u want to know. Mom:##??!!

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Length: 136 - Wed, 26 Oct 16
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1st sardar: Mumbai is the best city, ALL Free, Pickup, Drop, Food, Drink, Hotel even Sex. 2nd sardar:When did u go? 1st sardar:Not me, my wife went, she told me.

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Length: 161 - Wed, 26 Oct 16
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Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives. 1st: How urs look like? 2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. Wat abt urs? 1st: Forget mine. Lets find urs!!

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Length: 174 - Wed, 26 Oct 16
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Teacher: Why cows look depressedwhen they are milked? Student: Madam, if some1 press ur boobs for 2hrs & doesnt f**k u, then how do u feel??

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Length: 140 - Wed, 26 Oct 16
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Bride's dad hands a note the groom: "GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE". Groom gave another note back to him "CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN".

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Women asked man who is travelling with six children, all these kids are urs?? No, i work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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Length: 141 - Wed, 26 Oct 16
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Wats the height of innocense? A 12year old girl applies pimples cream on her breast!

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Length: 84 - Wed, 26 Oct 16
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S? Bcoz people started licking the wrong side.

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Length: 105 - Wed, 26 Oct 16
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Teacher: u know the importance ofperiod? Kid: Ya, once my sister said she hasmissed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Length: 148 - Wed, 26 Oct 16
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Girl: Xcuse me,brother. This is my seat. Boy: That's ok.But i'm not ur brother bcoz My father never touch ur mother. Girl:Sorry Darling!

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Length: 136 - Wed, 26 Oct 16
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Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

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Length: 151 - Wed, 26 Oct 16
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Rahim And His Wife Went For a walk. Wife- Oh! Look at the dead bird! Rohim looked at the sky and said- where, where....

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Length: 119 - Wed, 26 Oct 16
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Mom- My dear son, why is your wife so silent.. Son- Nothing mom, she asked for lipstick, but I gave her a glue stick instead. That is why...!!

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Length: 142 - Wed, 26 Oct 16
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Asif saw the question zodiac sign. He didnt know what it meant. So he turned back and saw that Ali had written Cancer. So he wrote AIDS.

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