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Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without brain. Please tell them your right age.

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Length: 123 - Sun, 23 Oct 16
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Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately

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Length: 156 - Sun, 23 Oct 16
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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose you!

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Length: 159 - Sun, 23 Oct 16
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Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic? No??? Quickly see your driving license.

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Length: 80 - Sun, 23 Oct 16
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At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way!

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Length: 107 - Sun, 23 Oct 16
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ku kata ka ka ku ku ke ki ki ka ga ga gi gu kaka ki ki ki ka...Congratulations! U have successfully learnt the monkey’s language. Come to Collect ur banana.

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Length: 158 - Sun, 23 Oct 16
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I have lots of jokes in my inbox, But I can't send you all of them, It will take a lot of time, So I'm sending you just 1 joke . . . "You are so beautiful"

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Length: 155 - Sun, 23 Oct 16
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Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting 'TWINS TWINS'

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Length: 138 - Sun, 23 Oct 16
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I Iove your smile becoz.. . . . . . . My favorite colour is "YELLOW"!! :D'

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Length: 121 - Sun, 23 Oct 16
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6 truths of life:- 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now, because you are an idiot. 5. You soon will forward this to another idiot. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

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Length: 300 - Sun, 23 Oct 16
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!! Just a second, don't misunderstand. CUTE means: Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

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Length: 138 - Sun, 23 Oct 16
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I just feel u.... Whenever I feel u.... I just miss u ..... Whenever i miss u .... I just wanna See u .... Do u know why....... It's juts because ............ ******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

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Length: 187 - Sun, 23 Oct 16
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¤¤¤,¤¤¤. 4 U ¤. .¤ "¤..¤" It's not a heart,it's my old underwear which i dont wear now, so i wanted to ask before throwing,"do you want it?

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Length: 149 - Sun, 23 Oct 16
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two devils came in to my dreams. they said we want to disturb some nice persons. I suggest them your name. they said we can't disturb our boss.

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Length: 143 - Sun, 23 Oct 16
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do you want to go to USA Here's a chance for you Mr Obama is waiting for you to be in white house Get ready Because . . . . He's in search of a dog for his daughter!

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Length: 165 - Sun, 23 Oct 16
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