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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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Length: 122 - Tue, 18 Oct 16
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Santa (on phone): Maa khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.

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Length: 171 - Tue, 18 Oct 16
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Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A."Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta??

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Length: 101 - Tue, 18 Oct 16
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Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

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Length: 128 - Tue, 18 Oct 16
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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

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Length: 131 - Tue, 18 Oct 16
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

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Length: 140 - Tue, 18 Oct 16
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Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more

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Length: 141 - Tue, 18 Oct 16
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once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match

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Length: 93 - Tue, 18 Oct 16
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santa ki beti "LAADO" Bacpan se japan me thi Wo india aai per airport se return ho gayi Q ki waha bord lagha tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO"

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Length: 140 - Tue, 18 Oct 16
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Santa : People consider me as "God"Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the park today,everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.

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Length: 138 - Tue, 18 Oct 16
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SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!

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Length: 128 - Tue, 18 Oct 16
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Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa- Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta

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Length: 155 - Tue, 18 Oct 16
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Fakir to SANTA ke Padosi ne Pet bhar Ke khana khilaya he, Aap bhi Kuch khilao.SANTA Ye Lo HAJMOLA…

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SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly

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Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister.

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Length: 113 - Tue, 18 Oct 16
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